Applying a light remix to the endless chatter that is a auctioneer’s call has resulted in one of the catchiest little tunes to come from an unexpected place. And a surprise video that is the exception to the rule that white guys can’t rap, especially when wearing a hat.

Presented for your viewing pleasure is the hilarious white guy rap extraordinaire Rhett Parks. It is truly amazing what you can achieve with a catchy back beat. Sit back, relax and let the white guy ghetto speak to you.

Without the back beat, not so catchy…